After a short split prologue showing riches as the root of evil in ancient and modern times, the film settles into 1914 France, where the Orient Express is about to be wrecked when a bridge washes out. Among those on board are Al and Travis, Americans who are traveling Europe spending Travis' money, and Marie, a German girl. The boys save Marie after the wreck and Travis falls ...。讲述的是现代典型屌丝(服装设计师)尤冬冬为追回前女友白富美林洛霏过程中遇到的各种奇葩事迹…。