风景如画的云南大理,流传千年的鬼郎君面具传说,吸引着一批又一批追逐者。神探之子靳天和神偷之子安明这对老冤家也在此碰头,阴差阳错住在同一屋檐下。两人心照不宣地各自调查面具的下落,期间,性感的国际文物贩子卡翠娜、鬼灵精怪的沐家小姐、神秘莫测的客栈老板轮番登场,神偷和神探的CP组合会迸发怎样的火花?面具的下落究竟如何?面具的拥有者又会面临怎样的命运?。Written by the director himself, the story revolves around an “absent” hero: an astronaut lost in the emptiness of space. His absence is spoken about indirectly here, from planet Earth. He was the nation’s son, loved and admired by all. But he’s primarily always on the mind of his little sister Elsa, who’s the real “fully present” heroine in this story. Elsa has lived her life ...。偷窃老手尼克顺利完成了委托人的任务返回住所,但是在交接时委托人麦斯给他带来了一好一坏两个消息:坏消息是买主死掉了,尼克无法出货;好消息则是有一单四百万的大生意在等着他——需要尼克从海关大楼的地下室偷出国王的加冕权杖。预备和女友结婚的尼克不想再涉足偷窃,但是麦斯的合作者——乔装弱智打入海关内部的青年杰克对这单生意锲而不舍,杰克终于打动尼克,与之结成了偷窃权杖的二人组合。杰克凭借出色的急智完成了准备工作,尼可对这位锋芒毕露的年青人要求严格,但又不乏暗暗的赞许。行动当夜,两人潜入海关,但事情的发展却出人意料……。