《你的孩子不是你的孩子》改编自作家吴晓乐的同名小说,由六位编剧将书中的九个故事改编成五个单元。书中深刻描述家庭中,因追逐分数的考试制度而扭曲的亲子关系,以及单一的成功价值观忽略了个体差异性的高压社会。。"Jane (Victoria Moroles) is a 15-year-old girl whose very human mother died recently and may have slept with a vampire about, say, 15 years and nine months ago. The fact she craves raw meat and has to wear a lot of sunblock are also clues that Francis is her father. The realization that his cool-guy life as an immortal vampire might be changing radically is at first scary to Fr...。肥肥胖胖的阿祥(郑则仕 饰)是一家瓦斯店的老板,他为人和善,乐观宽厚,拥有美丽的娇妻和可爱的女儿,生活美满幸福。某天他中途回家,却发现老婆和人通奸。阿祥虽然愤怒非常,却因性格关系自吞苦果。阿祥泡吧借酒浇愁,跟舞女Fanny(关咏荷 饰)大吐苦水,结果稀里糊涂地通过她聘请越南帮的杀手杀掉那对奸夫淫妇。次日阿祥酒醒回家,却早已忘记雇用杀手之事,于是眼睁睁地看着老婆和奸夫被人砍死。
阿祥的噩梦尚未就此结束,他还面临着越南帮所要的高额酬金。情急之下,阿祥出逃广州,并在此遇到心狠手辣的乌鼠(任达华 饰)。乌鼠答应带领手下帮阿祥解决越南帮的问题,此举却让阿祥的生活彻底堕向万劫不复……。